Wanna play more Arkham Asylum but don’t wanna go through another Scarecrow segment. Who wants to come over and beat it so I can continue?

The new Facebook iOS app’s navigation, on iPad and especially iPhone, is absolutely great. Super happy with the update.

“Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”

Wolfram Alpha Monty Python easter egg: wolframalpha.com/input/?i=air%20speed%20velocity%20of%20a%20swallow

I’m having a 90s Rap Flashback kinda day.

#NowPlaying The Real Slim Shady by Enimem. #RandomSongOfTheDay

Live action Flintstones movie while I work? Yes please! Gotta love @netflix!

Really concerned about how this will affect a single player game. “@TheFeed: Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Is Confirmed bit.ly/r6POlL”

Yo momma’s so ugly, instead of a kiss, the Dementors give her a hardy handshake and a promise to call her in the morning! #OhSnap

RT @nathansmith: Man gets speeding ticket waived by explaining to police he cannot time-travel: j.mp/poazxe /via @robsog

@BabyPiranha Well then you wet under your bed! Haha!

@hilary_xo In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving? Such an amazing movie! Must watch it again soon!

@BabyPiranha Uh oh, someone wet their bed!

@chpwn Give Sid Meier’s Pirates! a try.

Seriously dislike the Scarecrow sections of Arkham Asylum. The first time was interesting, the second time was annoying, now I’m irritated.

@nathansmith Lion allows you to steal the optical drive from a computer on the same network. Try that out. May eve work for Blu-Ray

@BravoTopChef A Greek grilled octopus salad.

Varka’s grilled octopus is out of this world good. If you have a chance, try it.

Break fast and family dinner. Delicious, amazing seafood. (@ Varka Estiatorio) 4sq.com/naEQsc

Haha. The Trojan Bareskin condom commercials use a white iPad 2 for their visualization.

Those of you at the #DrupalNYC meet up, do you want my slides/code/a blog post from my SASS talk posted? #teamSASS

Hobo with a Shotgun may be the best movie ever. It’s streaming on @netflix. Go watch it now.

@BabyPiranha shame indeed.

@BabyPiranha Party City maybe

@BabyPiranha Yum yum!