Back into the city! It’s weird being a commuter again (@ NJT - Allendale Train Station) http://4sq.com/iB4TgN

You have the fine motor skills of The Hulk in oven mitts.

Need to clear my head, anyone want to do something tonight?

She’s like the Internet with breasts! Oh wait, the Internet has breasts. Have a newfound love of House

Train is cancelled. It’s like the universe doesn’t want me to get into the office.

Hey look! Through the power of Hulu I actually get to watch this season of House

I think that my ideal tablet would be an iPad that dual booted to Chrome OS. Can we make that happen please?

Sweet onion lunch (@ Subway) http://4sq.com/jgCJtZ

RT @SteveStreza: Congratulations to Donald Trump for his excellent trolling of the Tea Party and the GOP.

@BabyPiranha Huzzah!

This email doesn’t look half bad if I do say so myself. Now to get it into email form!

A quick dinner (@ Natale’s Pizzeria & Restaurant) http://4sq.com/mexcwN

What is this madness? A Ferrari hot hatch?! Madness! Madness I say! nytimes.com/2011/05/15/business/15ferrari.html?_r=1&hp

Like playing “The Floor is Lava” on the surface of Mercury.

Sometimes I’m such a twit. Today is one of those days.

Corn grilled in husk, grilled onion, medium rare steak w/Maytag blue & drizzled w/peach balsamic, and a grilled rosemary focaccia crustini.

Protip: English Muffins are buy 1 get 2 free at A&P in Allendale

Grabbing dinner (@ A&P) http://4sq.com/jHsgoj

@BabyPiranha Lucky girl! I’m going to go make myself dinner… myself

All dressed up with nothing to do? So am I! Let’s do something!

RT @krupali: ╱╱┳┓┳╮╱┳┏╮╭╮┓┏╱╱ ╱╱┣╱┣┻╮┃┃┃┣┫╰┫╱╱ ╱╱┻╱┻╱┻┻┗╯┛┻╰╯╱╱ ╱╱┃┃╱╭╮╱┓┏┓┃┃╱╱╱ ╱╱╋┣╮┣┛╱┃╱┫╋┣╮╱╱ ╱╱┛┛┗╰╯╱┻╰╯┛┛┗╱╱

You’re an idiot in a bunny suit!

I slept in today! I never EVER sleep in! It feels so good!

RT @connerton: RT @DamienMcKenna: Best. Drupal. Module. Evar. http://bit.ly/kiH7yo

Showing Carmine Shawarma (@ Tabboule) http://4sq.com/j1wAGH