@BabyPiranha That means 5 weekends with you!

RT @goscon: Learn how the NY State Senate transformed into a more transparent legislative body fr. CIO @ahoppin & Dir. @noneck http://co …

@bobbysburgerpal I believe that’s the Dallas

@BabyPiranha short story is I don’t know, the Mazda is lost in DMV never never land.

Fictitious plates? Really? (@ Allendale Police Department) http://4sq.com/dAYnV5

@donttrythis No; my father has slept with a fan on for years and he can attest to the fact that he is, in fact, still alive.

Nine and a half hours of sleep never felt so good!

Video: Use A Slinky To Save Your Birdseed From Evil Squirrels - http://tcrn.ch/cZvOCq (via @crunchgear)

She found the bubble maker! http://yfrog.com/mzxd2kj http://yfrog.com/74g2nj

You’ll pardon me if I don’t taste you. :p

Binary Day, Hitchhiker Day, Porn Day, and One Year Anniversary. How much amazingness is too much for one day?

One year of fun so we’re having seafood! (@ Legal Sea Foods w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/cQYZ5L

@BabyPiranha You’re not a kitty, you’re a wabbit!

About to fulfill a life goal, bacon ice cream! http://yfrog.com/my2grfj

Hunter chili and homemade pretzels on a beautiful day. How great?! (@ Ho-Ho-Kus Inn & Tavern) http://4sq.com/adz8kf

@aCarpathian The acoustics were horrible but the show was pretty good

@aCarpathian No, the REAL Carnegie Hall

Seeing @waitwait with my parents. Excited! (@ Carnegie Hall (Isaac Stern Auditorium/Ronald O. Perelman Stage) w/ 18 others)

Really good burger. Really good burger. Wait wait in an hour! (@ 5 Napkin Burger) http://4sq.com/5mPpij

@BabyPiranha :D You’ve my favorite you know that right?

You! In the boobs! 'Mere!

Wow, I still fit into my jammer. Swim time! (@ wyckoff YMCA) http://4sq.com/achzeR

It appears to be play with the fire hoses night (@ Allendale Fire Department) http://4sq.com/bJznjY

@noneck I can be both!

Want to watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World again. Now.