http://bit.ly/aepqhQ “It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.” (via @ucantakemyheart)

@ucantakemyheart You’re welcome darling.

iPhone 4 carrier unlock demo video. :) http://bit.ly/aDwZ5y (via @planetbeing)

Am I a horrible person for finding women who use their headscarves as hands free devices for their phones amusing?

@ucantakemyheart Clearly it’s time to move out of Wallington and away from that bad influence!

On YouTube, 12755JDH commented: I love these commercials http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzxZRKIi1Fs (via @OldSpice)

@ucantakemyheart What about jews?

@ucantakemyheart Oh no! What did she do?

Looks like I now have an unlocked iPhone 4. :) (via @planetbeing)

RT @ceoSteveJobs Consumer Reports may be the best magazine there is but I can’t recommend it because it won’t open from the lefthand corner.

It’s funny 'cause it’s true. World War II is unoriginal. http://retwt.me/1NOEd

Me: Would you like some blueberries? Her: Are you accusing me of being stupid?

Go get your free Slurpee today! (@ 7-Eleven) http://4sq.com/4TaoaA

Religion is like your genitalia: don’t show it off in public and don’t force it down other’s throats.

Damn, it looks like a good home theatre setup costs about $2,000. Now that makes $4,000 worth of stuff I want (not including a new DSLR)

I officially smell like Ice, Wind, and Freedom.

Delicious delicious ice cream with live music! (@ Van Dyk’s Ice Cream) http://4sq.com/aWiG60

Go see Despicable Me and havr the Best Buy Movie Watcher app for the end. Hilarious

Despicable Me with my despicably beautiful Ewa. (@ AMC Garden State 16 w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/5k4g62

RT @pennjillette: Finally some software to help your children avoid dangerous crazy violent sick shit that we have proof does real damag …

RT @pennjillette: If you want to know more about me than I want to know, I did a LONG interview at BigThink.com. I talked about every …

@ucantakemyheart I’m sooper dooper excited!

@oliviamunn It’s a little trippy to see you on the Daily Show. Huzzah to you!

iPhone 4 as real photo tool; taken w/on-board camera & edited in TouchRetouch & Photogene http://yfrog.com/6czedj http://yfrog.com/0d58hpj

RT @nytimes: Judge Rules Gay Marriage Ban Unconstitutional http://nyti.ms/cjvVBg