Kick Ass Salad? Complete!

Is it bad that whenever anyone says “Human Nature” I think of Rosario Dawson’s line from Clerks 2?

@ucantakemyheart Yes, yes I am.

@ucantakemyheart You’re irony!

@ucantakemyheart haHA! I knew you loved me! Mwahahahaha! And Fat shall be decreased while Salad shall be increased! So sayeth the Sam!

@hilary_xo Oh, it’s gonna be a kickass salad

@ucantakemyheart How about you learn to stop worrying and love?

Today feels like a Salad-For-Lunch day, but it also feels like a Kick-Ass-Sandiwch-For-Lunch day; what should I do?

@viticci Well except for MyWi!

@ucantakemyheart Such an AMAZING show!

http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com/ (via @noneck)

Unless, of course, they are the tiniest Seniors Fair Lawn HS has ever seen, which would be even funnier 'cause none have cars to get there!

Nothing funnier then a gaggle of HS Freshmen and Sophomores going to the shore via Train

@ucantakemyheart Sweet dreams my darling little lady!

It’s arctic in the train; I love it

@ucantakemyheart Your favorite!

@ucantakemyheart Need help sweetheart?

@ucantakemyheart Disco Down! We will celebrate tonight!

@ucantakemyheart I told you you’d like them!

My Street Meat Gyro left me with an aluminum taste in my mouth; very nasty. Won’t be having one again.

♪I wanna wake up where you are♪http://twt.fm/434264

@ucantakemyheart Oh really? Oh poor baby!

@ucantakemyheart Sweet dreams darling!

@ucantakemyheart Nice new profile picture!

The first two menu items in the SPAM skit don’t have SPAM in it. I don’t see what the issue is.