If DEAD people understand Hex, how many people understand Hex?

Fuck. One sick day apparently equals 20 points on my test.

Beautiful night is Beautiful

Yah, that’s right, Fuck You Avatar!

RT @waitwait: If they’re gonna do these wedding toasts of the Best Actor nominees, they should let a random drunk uncle to stand up and …

Hmm, it’s crunch time. To get an iPad or not?

@AdamSmash I’d totally do that to you!

@AdamSmash Boo! Damn you for deliciousness!

If you can read this and have a mac, go buy the Mac Heist bundle! I want RapidWeaver! And you can rip DVDs and play games! www.macheist.com

Tweetie’s icon is suspiciously on the MacHesit website. Icon’s titled “LookOverThere.png”. I’m excited, are you? www.macheist.com

Tales of Monkey Island has been unlocked @MacHeist Go get your Mac Heist bundle now! Rapid Weaver almost unlocked! www.macheist.com

@ucantakemyheart Oh no are you sick?

@ucantakemyheart I don’t feel sick, my tummy is just annoying me

Bah. Anyone want to give me 5 grand for a new camera?

SHUT UP STUPID STOMACH!

@ThatKevinSmith Fuck any naysayers about Cop Out, it was fucking hilarious. Great job.

I demands more people buy Mac Heist! I want my Rapid Weaver!

I bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic apps worth $260+ for just $19.95 and got 3 great bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it

@ucantakemyheart Was that?

@ucantakemyheart You going to be joining us sweetheart?

45 minutes to myself! WHATEVER SHALL I DO!

@ucantakemyheart Hurry hurry! Not much time left!

Shitty Essay: Done.

@ThatKeviSmith According to WIRED, you could use super hero power 29: http://ow.ly/1ebD8

MacHeist is LIVE!