You know, in my country there is a saying: “If you want to reach the sky, fuck a duck and try to fly”. ~A.K., Filth and Wisdom

It’s so hot that my two weather services can’t decide just how hot it is!

@TyphoidChiclet Meh. Six of one, half a dozen of another.

3! It’s too 6’n hot! RE: George Carlin’s 7 Things You Can’t Say On TV. (HINT: That 70s Show reference)

WHY AM I STILL UP! knocks self on head GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!

Wish I felt better and had something to do on this most beautiful of nights

Feeling strangely sick. And that sucks.

It sucks balls that I need to re-scan all of these negatives I’ve already scanned because they got lost in transition somewhere.

@alisonhaislip Just tell them you can spot a guilty person from a mile away

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Motherfuckin’ Beetlejuice!

Done playing IEE. And for my next trick, Jason Statham (sp?)

@MaxGeiger Well I think that once you have the data for both you should give it a run as an Internet special, or finale, something fun.

Today I will be playing the role of Industrial Electrical Engineer

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT! DEADLIEST WARRIOR TESTS BOTH PIRATES AND NINJAS AND NOT AGAINST EACH OTHER?! SHAME ON THEM!

It’s pouring out, and out of nowhere. I don’t know if I’m happy or not, and what I want to do with this new rain concept.

I want some dirty water dogs!

@aots App usage of docking connector, native document editing, Flash support.

Carrots make me sneezy.

Got my computer back, now have something to do!

I need something to do

@AdamSmash what’s going on with the Genius Bar? Tomorrow’s the 7 day mark (6 business day)

I want my computer back.

Washing my hands…

I need sleep, but apparently I’m never gonna get it

Watching Saved! at PSU, fun times. Belly Buster Buritto tonight