Internet: I’m looking for Morgan Freeman as the genie from Aladdin, preferably singing Never Had A Friend Like Me.

Go.

THERE’S A DALEK IN THE OLD ROBOT ROOM IN BETTER OFF TED!

RT @noopkat: and if you’re a framework author writing code/documentation, know your accessibility. Your published code and docs can amplify…

RT @noopkat: I cannot retweet this exact advice enough times. Semantic markup folks! Learn it. It’s your job. marcysutton/848305312587169792

RT @timoelliott: Dashboards and machine learning finally deliver every executive’s dream? #cartoon

RT @LucyClemson: Has anyone else noticed that pigeons seem to come in the same colour schemes as money? I’ve made this helpful picture to d…

RT @asallen: The learning gap in design…

“You missed a good meeting today. I lied in a loud voice then crushed the spirit of the only honest man in the room” BOT nailing it

“Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong.” - Better Off Ted, way ahead of the fake news curve

RT @ThePracticalDev: When all else fails (and it will fail)

Kitchen cleanout breakfast tacos. ift.tt/2oNEdN1

RT @caephyn: Ah the 5 genders, person wearing a dress, person wearing trousers, person wearing a dress in the wind, person in a wheelchair…

RT @FordTimelord: This “bring back Imperial measures/the blue passport” talk from ridiculous Brexiteers reminds me of my favourite Terry Pr…

RT @hj_chen: “Professional pride” — @Flocke medium.com/@Flocke/professional-pride-7b84287ae747#—68-252

RT @cyclpsrock: What year is it

RT @maybekatz: “I want node-fetch but actually I would like it to cache, do keepalives, do proxies, and auto-retry 500s”

https://t.co/llox…

RT @spacekatgal: FANTASTIC point. This is why male-centric software norms (anything goes, no moderation) causes online to be so dreadful fo…

RT @BethanVincent: This > “Software reproduces oppression unless explicitly designed not to do so” #AlterConf

RT @NASA: Like LEGO? A new set features the iconic Saturn V rocket that powered our Apollo missions LEGO_Group/847795759219179520

RT @jaffathecake: The Russia Today example is pretty alarming, I hadn’t considered the legitimacy AMP can give to poor sources. https://t.c…

Said cheese twills ift.tt/2mXdjFO

I made a #smashburger tonight with a cheese twill and red pepper drops ift.tt/2oJ36sV

RT @nicolasgiethlen: Mind blown: automagic perfect line length in #CSS. #typography jensimmons/847576895055069184

RT @JillPantozzi: Twitter says egg avatars were being associated w/harassment. Instead of working on harassment, they changed the avi. http…

RT @edyong209: Holy shit. A description of the K/T asteroid impact, from @PeterBrannen1’s upcoming book, The Ends of the World https://t.co…