@micahgodbolt macros. You can do this with macros.

My secret for six pack abs? Coughing. Never stop coughing.

RT @smashingmag: Now it’s scientifically proven: “Don’t interrupt the programmer — it’s horrible for productivity.” blog.ninlabs.com/2013/01/programmer-interrupted

RT @hj_chen: A must-read piece on the distinction between web development and academic computer science by @ppk #webdev https://t.co/0ICh9…

RT @ThePracticalDev: Also available as an audiobook, so you can crush it on the go.

RT @ThePracticalDev: If you only hire 3x engineers and below, they might architect your company blog as a monolith instead of making each p…

RT @roblevintennis: Here’s how your users feel when on mobile with no idea what that damn icons for @alexwolfe #UX #mobile #frustration htt…

RT @jdub: Why do people find DNS so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things.

@thealphanerd that doesn’t sound like an orangutan is involved

I’m watching a movie co-starting Clint Eastwood and an orangutan. What excellent decision have you made today?

RT @momofuku: brunch at nishi has arrived. get the weekend going with a dagwood sandwich. 12 – 3 pm every sat + sun.

RT @MrBikferd: I have a question and possibly a follow up question

Helmet hair. @hannahgraffeo

@HackyGoLucky @janedepgen @hannahgraffeo @indexzero @whyte_jen JENGA!

RT @janedepgen: #commit @hannahgraffeo @Snugug

Jenga! @HackyGoLucky @janedepgen @hannahgraffeo @indexzero @whyte_jen

RT @kolombiken: “Lets build a World Wide Web instead of a Wealthy Western Web”

• @andreasbovens quoting @brucel at @web_rebels

@HugoGiraudel resolving the bug of non-existing code

RT @estellevw: Study showing a 1s delay resulted in 16% decrease in customer satisfaction is from 2008. 1) Let’s stop quoting it. 2) anythi…

RT @nkbtnk: Senior webpack config manager.

OH: “Do you know Korean? Can you help me shop on this website?” - @ohhoe

RT @adekunleoduye: Tonight .@Snugug will be giving an intro to Houdini at @gothamsass! RSVP here: bit.ly/maynycsass

Even Matt LeBlanc sounds bored

even the guests and audience seem uncomfortable.

Not digging Chris Evans as the new @BBC_TopGear host. This kinda sucks.