@micahgodbolt @Una Problem 36: Yes, there currently is. I’m currently under troll NDA

Problem 35: having friends like @Una troll me when she knows I can’t fight back yet

@alanmoo Problem 34: you having discovered my plan!

Problem 33: taking so long to write tests for eq.js. They’re written now, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Problem 32: the myth that Enterprise is a thing. There is no Enterprise.

snugug.com/musings/there-is-no-enterprise

@jina I’ve found problem 31: it appears as if the PR I promised you I’d make to the Sass site menu has been resolved; do you still need one?

@ircmaxell Problem 30: Complaining about someone else’s architecture to me. Feel free to take it up with github.com/chjj/marked

@ircmaxell Problem 29: Assuming the input to those functions aren’t escaped/encoded already (they are). Also assuming client side.

@ircmaxell Problem 28: posting this here instead of there where I can track revisions

Problem 27: Not having an easy way to embed videos using Markdown besides pasting in HTML. So I wrote this.

gist.github.com/Snugug/9203fd0dc5e00d8ce799

Problem 26: Not having local videos for testing HTML5 Video with. Using @taylorswift13’s Shake it Off in .mp4 and .webm because reasons.

Problem 25: Single sign on that isn’t.

Problem 24: not having a bookshelf for our @IBMWatson @ibmdesign web dev/design library. All recommended reading.

Problem 23: omg fuck you user want all content and feature parity on their mobile phones not a subset fuck your full site link

Problem 22: there are 0 good movies out. Saw one on Christmas, one today, both amazingly bad.

Problem 17: I appeared to skip this the first time

Problem 21: diet chocolate fudge soda.

@seabre problem 20: small knife and poking with my fingers means both need to be cleaned

Problem 19: not having Chinese for dinner tonight. Made this instead.

@Una problem 18: assuming I’m assuming you haven’t watched it. Still need to watch it, especially with your current predicament. Watman!

@Una problem 16: you need to watch destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

Problem 15: figuring out what Chinese food dish to order today. Merry Christmas friends.

m.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2014/12/why-american-jews-eat-chinese-food-on-christmas/384011

Problem 14: I really miss living in a house. I want a house.

@hrodrig problem 13: you don’t have enough @taylorswift13 or @SwiftOnSecurity in your life.

Problem 12, finding a project for me to learn Swift with over the holidays.