I have Google Voice.

My seat at Green Day. Don’t you wish you were here? http://twitpic.com/bvfz0

My seats at Green Day. You wish you were here. http://twitpic.com/bvfph

Off to Green Day!

My parents sang this the whole way home from dinner: http://bit.ly/20DwX

Listening to “Creeping Out Sara” by NOFX. It’s a really funny song; I like it! ♫ http://twt.fm/224557

Tethered phone is tethered, making happy computer happy with the interwebs.

Everyone go to your digital cameras NOW and turn date stamp off! Every picture you take has a digital date stamp! You are ruining pictures!

@yeahgiancarlo Under Disk Utility, choose MS-DOS, although MAC OS Extended (non journaled or case sensitive) should work too.

I actually think this is hilarious! RT @mashable: Kurt Cobain Is Probably (Rick)Rolling in His Grave - http://bit.ly/IrMWO

Didn’t get a chance to make my ice cream today. The good news though? That means I’m going to be able to make them with you guys! Call me.

No matter where you go in life, always look out for Johnny the tackling alzheimer’s patient.

I want to make Candied Bacon Ice Cream today. If you want in, call me!

Harry Potter was a goog movie, then they ruined the mother fucking ending! Fuck them!

I have decided this is my theme song, it must be played whenever I enter a room: Gogol Bordello “Wonderlust King” ♫ http://twt.fm/211952

Sleep time. Night night!

I just made my first official save. It only took 4 years.

13 hours of sleep after working 40 of 78 hours. And I’m still wiped out

Tomorrow, I officially work for Aleooop. That brings the total number of employers I have this week, nay in 2 days, to 3.

I have just realized I have spent 19 of my past 32 hours working. I don’t know if that makes me happy or sad.

There are three cop cars in front of my house pulling over one car. And each car is a different model. Allendale cops w/nothing to do.

Movies with my sister. Seeing Ice Age 3 in 3D. Aren’t I a nice brother?

I’m amazed by how easy my first calc test was

Excelsior!

THERE’S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!