Today is B-E-A-Utiful! Shutup I hate you all

@hilary_xo iphone IPHONE!

Just sang “Minority” ♫ http://twt.fm/193286 at the top of my lungs to blow off some steam. Felt good.

Today made me appreciate Americana in Suburbia.

On this day 13 years ago, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum destroyed the alien mothership, saving earth. Happy Independence Day!

Congratulations Brittany and James!

I want to play with Isomalt by the summer’s end, make some oil and vinegar teardrops for salad, something like that. We’ll see!

Really want to go play Mass Effect but too lazy to go downstairs…

Goal for the summer: learn molecular gastronomy!

@hilary_xo Lucky girl! How did you pull that off?

I absolutely love cooking, and I’m damn good at it. Huzzah for dinner!

If I plan on actually doing well in Calc I am going to need to get much more sleep!

Just saw Public Enemies. Surprisingly mediocre, considering it was decently cast and acted.

Sam ist bored!

In honor of Michael Jackson, I feel that I must now learn how to Moonwalk.

I hate watching Top Chef; makes me want to go cook and eat

I’m off to see the Jason, the wonderful Jason of OZ

Building manly things out of manly wood accomplished! http://twitpic.com/8e8iu

@AllendaleEats for lunch. Hope it’s good! http://bit.ly/19N55v

As FiveThirtyEight puts it, Worst. Damage Control. Ever. http://tinyurl.com/mmdlnl #IranElection

@AdamSmash Gave you that line!

I have Monty Python Flux. Huzzah!

Uh oh; according to Rotten Tomatoes’ pre-screening reviews of Transformers, it is going to suck.

Done building things out of wood, don’t have the right kinds of screws on me.

Being a man and building something out of wood