RT @kalpenn: FFS we literally made a movie parodying this shit in Harold and Kumar 2 jakesherman/951897834256850945

@verpixelt Omg your puppy pics are the best. They brighten up my feed so much!

RT @cssconfau: We’ve just notified all participants in our Opportunity Program. 💖

If for some reason you didn’t get an email—drop us a li…

RT @sarahjeong: Blockchain is an elaborate work-around for a very specific problem: verifying irreversible transfers of value without a c…

RT @ASlavitt: BREAKING NEWS ON CHIP: CBO now says if Congress extends CHIP for 10 years instead of 5, it will not cost the government ANYTH…

Does anyone have restaurant recommendations for Madrid? I’d love to hit some great tapas too. Mostly looking for dinner. Thanks!

+@sarah_edo

RT @DivineOmega: The one true #JavaScript exception handler. ;)

RT @BallStreet: Nothing to see here. Just three Japanese internationals vs. 100 school children lining up in a 30-30-30-10 formation. https…

RT @mulegirl: The most successful health care system is not the one that makes the most profit.

The most successful educational system is…

@DavidKPiano @cssconfau @IBM @SassConf Thanks! Looking forward to yours too! Illusions and Magic Tricks!

RT @QEDunham: Classiest unhelpful commit message ever. MerriamWebster/950351649209573376

RT @cssconfau: That’s it for 2018!

→ 9 speakers → 4 countries 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦🇳🇬 → 66% women 💃🏻

🎟 Tickets: ti.to/cssconf-au/2018 ⏰ Schedule: http…

So so so excited to be heading to @cssconfau! Can’t wait! cssconfau/950570996632666113

RT @cssconfau: Okay, friends. Last round of speaker announcements!

Say hi to @Snugug, a UI architect, Agile Team Experience Lead at @IBM a…

Just got out of I, Tonya. Very good flick. Recommended if it’s playing by you

@sdboyer @stripe Woo! You’re joining Stripe?! Congrats!

RT @GeekandSundry: "The essence of a [RPG] is that it is a group, cooperative experience. There is no winning or losing, but rather the val…

RT @4everNeverTrump: 70% think Trump acted at illegally/unethically re: Russia. GOP wants to end investigation.

80% support Net Neutrality…

RT @tswicegood: Pretty much ever social platform that has ever adopted algorithmic timelines. quinnnorton/949978392560066561

RT @poofichu: 40-50% chance of speaking at Lesbians Who Tech Summit. They need to fill their diversity numbers. Totally get it!! More diver…

RT @timminchin: I am profoundly depressed by the song’s ever-increasing relevance. andypic/949579843183792128

RT @copyconstruct: Wrote down all of my thoughts on testing microservices -

the tradeoffs, antipatterns, what I call the “step up rule”, h…

RT @anildash: Great thread dismantling @Wendys cute social media presence over their abysmal labor practices. respectablelaw/949526411605364736

RT @markberman: Spotted in the new Michael Wolff book about Trump: A Four Seasons breakfast featuring "Washington Post national reporter Ma…

RT @jxxf: How to avoid 80% of all software problems:

• store all times as UTC ISO8601
• only do datetime math with libraries
• more proces…