@endriuftw github.com/snugug/stage-fright is my slides. Source for talk has editor github.com/snugug/magic-tricks-with-houdini

@Graahf Worklets run in a separate thread and are greedy to not block performance

@poofichu @Una Yah I did! And it worked!

@SebbeSelvig You’re very welcome! Glad you enjoyed!

RT @coldfrontconf: CSS magic tricks❗️@Snugug #Coldfront17

RT @Una: CSS Custom painting spec WIP from Houdini via @Snugug! SO RAD!!! #Coldfront17

@Dan9boi They work off of separate threads than the main thread. I presume from the specs they can be hardware excelerated but don’t know for sure.

@eduardkyvenko That’s… a good question. I don’t know! If you write a bad one it won’t load but your main thread doesn’t crash. @DasSurma do you know?

RT @kennethrohde: Cannot have CSS Houdini soon enough ;) it’s magic! #coldfront17 @Snugug

RT @coldfrontconf: Next up: @Snugug 👏

Follow along with my slides here! snugug.github.io/magic-tricks-with-houdini/#/0/0 alt/option + space to advance the slides. Canary w/experimental flag #coldfront17

I’m up next! Magic tricks with Houdini! #coldfront17

The lines were long, so we went to Kebabistan for lunch. Shawarma on Turkish bread with extra chili and white sauces. Delicious #coldfront17

Food truck madness at lunch! #coldfront17

Now it’s @ken_wheeler on why we need a better web browser #coldfront17

How @____lighthouse calculates time to interactive. TTI should be <5s on average hardware on average 3G #coldfront17

Good, user-centered performance metrics to use #coldfront17

Gzipped JavaScript KB are heavier than other KB because they need parsing and execution. #coldfront17

How Chrome deals with your JS. @addyosmani via @benschwarz #coldfront17

Loading fonts without preload adds 3-5s to page load. With a perf checklist #coldfront17

“We have a really important font to use. That’s bullshit. Render the fucking text” - @benschwarz #coldfront17

This needs to be our motto as web developers moving forward. From @benschwarz #coldfront17

Setting Chrome dev tools to 5x CPU slowdown about approximates a Moto G4 #coldfront17

Is there an average mobile phone? This will be in about a year. Has the same CPU architecture of most Android phones. Moto G4 #coldfront17

LTE speeds globally. LTE !== same speed everywhere. 60% of mobile connection globally is 2G #coldfront17